Monolouge-Spy

(A themesong introduces the camera to the spy, who is speaking to a screen off-camera)
This is Spy Number 0240, reporting from latest mission, England to Luxembourg by ship.
(pause, starts to speak very slowly)
So one time, I was on a ship, and...I think I forget....
(smiles)
The target was a suspicious young man wearing a sleek black tuxedo. He was tall with dark hair. A handsome man who I wouldn't mind knowing better. But never mind this. To me, the attraction was mutual. The captain of the ship was holding a dance. The captain's dance if you must know. By chance, this good-looking stranger and I were seated at the same table. Quickly I realized this was the Duke of Lames-bourg, the man I was searching for, a suspect in a murder case who had ran when the police came for him. This was my subject who I was ordered to...
(pause)
to....
(pause)
find.
(sighs)
After talking to him for awhile, I asked him if he liked the song the band was playing. He did. Then I asked if he liked to dance, he said he did.
(pause, attempt to stop tears)
So then he got up and asked the ugly woman sitting next to me to dance. They seemed to know each other. And then he broke my heart.
(pause)
He left me at the table alone, kissing this other stranger. I was alone again.
(pause, no emotion)
This is all, and nothing more.
(pause)
Over and out.